Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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angelosnyder is not gay

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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