- Anti Joke

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

There once was a mountain climber. He loved to climb mountains. He had climbed all of the world's tallest peaks...except Mount Everest. So, one day he decides to climb Mount Everest. He takes weeks and weeks to prepare himself. He trains and trains three times a day till he thinks he is ready to climb Mount Everest. Climbing up it takes forever. It feels like it has been days in the dreary cold. Finally, he reaches the peak. It is a glorious occasion. On the way down, a huuuuge storm rolls in. He falls down a cliff and breaks both of his legs. The pain is unbearable. He screams and screams but no one hears him. Finally after what seems like days, a group of monks find him and carry him to their monastery. Chapter Two Once the man wakes up he thanks the monks for saving his life. They give him a room, food, and nice clothes. Every night in his room, he hears a banging behind his dresser. It is really loud and he is quite annoyed by it. The next morning he asked the head monk what the noise is. The head monk says " I cannot tell you, you aren't a monk." He hears the banging noise every night. HE asks the head monk every morning but he always says he cant tell him because he isn't a monk. So the climber decides to become a monk. After years and years of training to become a monk, he finally becomes one. Chapter Three So he says to the head monk, " I am a monk, so now can you tell me?" The head monk replies, " I can't tell you, but i can help show you. So he pushes the drawer back and reveals a little door, He gives the man a lantern and says to go through it. The man goes through the door into a little, dark tunnel, eager to finally find out what the noise was. He crawls for what seems like hours and hours and hours and days and days and days and days. He finally gets to the door where the banging noise is and opens the door. What he sees amazes him. Do you want to know what the banging noise was? I cant tel you, you aren't a monk!

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? snicker F*ck a duck.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

Dusters blow stuff.

What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

Your mums a penis joke.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Q: What's the difference between a mountain goat and a pitching wedge? A: A lot.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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