Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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Hillary Clinton

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"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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