How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Black people.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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Women's Soccer.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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