There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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