what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

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Once upon a time

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

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newt gingrich

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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The child was fired from his job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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