why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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whats pale and white your ass.

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

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Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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