why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

Lets make like trees and stand still

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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