What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What is big, black, and hairy? A coconut.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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