what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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Your friend is so gay, he has consensual sex with other men. and enjoys it.

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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read me write me

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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