the guy below me is gay

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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Q: Why was Sally sad? A: Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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