A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a firefighter.

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

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Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? ni**er

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what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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