Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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