I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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¿melano?

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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