What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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Cancer.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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what did the catholic priest say to the boy?

god be with you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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A raccoon walks into a bar. He then proceded to bite 3 people before animal control got him. A black man, hispanic man and an asian man. Later they all walked to the hospital and were treated for rabies, they were all fine as rabies is normally not fatal when caught early. Moral- this story is racist cause the white man was completely unharmed, DONT DISCRIMINATE!

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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Your Mother is so stupid that not only can she not peform basic mathematical sums, but she frequantly makes spelling errors

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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