A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

the asian kid gets an F

2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

What's more fun than nailing babies to a wall? Ripping them off again.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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