i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Michael Brown

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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