Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

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how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

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How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

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Irish sobriety

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Hello

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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