A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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the asian kid gets an F

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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What's more fun than nailing babies to a wall? Ripping them off again.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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