why was the man gay? because he likes men.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Antijokes...

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

I went seal clubbing the other day but as I was the only one with legs, the dancefloor was quite lonely

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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