Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

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What do you do at a club? You club.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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