What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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roses are red violets are blue chickens are white and yellow trees are green and brown my yellow shirt is purple oh shit my dog died

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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THe Election

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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