yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

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Fine then, its me Tifa, I am sorry for going against your ideology, I was trying to emulate and copy you, but yeah... Bad thing is that yeah I taught these concepts to a real shitload of people Nero, on the bright side, its not much compared to what you know. Sorry for being all rude, but thirty something? I mean I never seen your face nor even the color of your skin Mr Doctor Doom, but you always struck me as very, very old. I kinda appreciate you calling me the girl with the big red scared eyes, most people call me you know, most people never look me in the eyes, not that I really blame them.

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What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion? No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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Why did the little boy run away from Michael Jackson? Because he was scared

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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