- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

I like your hair

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

Knock Knock Yes?

why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

Deadly cancer.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

Women's rights.

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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