whats stupid and gay all of my friends

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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What has three legs and bleeds? A cat with a cut off leg.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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MySpace.

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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