Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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Women's rights.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, Knock. Who's there? ........Chicken...?

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Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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