Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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pussy enough said

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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