So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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I like to eat people

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