What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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I? Everett

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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