Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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Which is Taller ? the Giraffe or the Lion is faster ?

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