Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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what is stupid and reading this you

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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