What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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