What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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Why are women so obsessed with not having penises? I'm serious. Imagine an ordinary woman out there, who is not doing any of the activities that the women-not-having-penises thing is famous for. But I can pretty much guarantee that under her clothes at that very moment, she isn't having a penis. And for no good reason. Sometimes I suspect women keep up the no-penis thing even in their sleep. Frankly, I find that creepy. Why are women so obsessed with not having penises?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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