- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

What's round and red? A round and red solid.

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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