why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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obamas trench

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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Creationism.

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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Knock Knock.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

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Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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A man was driving and texting at the same time and when he was not looking a car passed him on the other side of the road. The man driving the car that passed the man was talking on the phone. When the man txting looked up and look back and said thank god thats not me talking i could of crashed if i was him

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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Anti Joke

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