How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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You.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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Hey, Max!!

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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