A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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