Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one. he was an electrician

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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* anti-punchline

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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