- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

Where do babies come from? My garage

for keeps?

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

A fish walks into a bar

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

No.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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