A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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every cloud has a silver lining

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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Chuck Norris was a famous actor that starred in Walker, Texas Ranger and Missing in Action. He is a normal person, just like you and me.

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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whats white and sticky glue

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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