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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

You know whats better than 24? 25

Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

This statement is false.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Justin

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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