- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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