how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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Im cute hehehee

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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