you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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