what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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No. Yes.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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How do you make a salesperson cry? Shoot him in the face and throw him off a cliff

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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