What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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