Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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this is not a joke. jks

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SEX

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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