Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

Knock, Knock. I have no door.

how much fish could a chicken

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

hi. thats what she said.

why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

Go away.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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