what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Why did the man have 3 girlfriends? A: because he is a womanizer

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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Racial Equality.

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Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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every cloud has a silver lining

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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