- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Because Jimmy was a fish

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

this website is a bad joke

George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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