what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Pianos.

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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Charlie Sheen

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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