No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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ur mum

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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Yes!

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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