What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

A seal walks into a club.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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