What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Brad Fuller!

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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A lot eh?

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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