There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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How high is a Chinaman

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the sahara dessert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

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The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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Why? Why not?

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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