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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

im a selling a car

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

Can you see this brett? Connor

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

T-Dog scare me

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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