Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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women's rights.

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Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a firefighter.

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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So there are 2 ninjas in a dojo, The first ninja turns to the second ninja, and says something in Japanese

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what do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? An horse

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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