On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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your fat

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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How many dislikes can this get?

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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Hitler

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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My butt!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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