What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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What do you call a black man in a truck A driver

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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