What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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I said I hate niiggers

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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wanna here a joke? you.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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