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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

How do you kill a blonde? Well there are many ways, but all of which are wrong because murder is illegal.

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be.

Good luck on your finals everyone!

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to change it and the other to hold the ladder so the first man won't fall and hurt himself.

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A. 17.

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and have a wonderful time at what many people believe to be the most magical place on Earth.

Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? My illness prevents me from achieving erection.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory? Repeated absences and stealing.

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