Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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a man goes for blood check up ..........his whole hand was frozen >>>>the doctor cuts his finger'''''' he comes outside crying n sits in a chair n cries.............]]]]]] the person near him asks him why is he cryin...he says i came 4 my blood test the doctor cut my finger.the person next to him cried aloud......the person asked y r u cryin>>>>>>>>>>i came her 4 my urine test ..........????????lol

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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Roses are red.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Anti Joke

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