What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack. She's dead.

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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Neither did she.

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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