Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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why did the chicken jump down the nest after laying eggs without flying? Because there was no ladder!

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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antijoke is the best website.

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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