I had friends on the Death Star.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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sorry got to poo

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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women's rights

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tea with milk?

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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