a man said hi.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

I had a really great joke to tell you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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