whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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no

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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the WNBA

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Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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Theodore was a small kid that lived down the street. Little did he know, that Kaiwen the Poor Pedo was his next door neighbour. So he was walking one day down the street. He saw Kaiwen dead. Because he ate too much sugar. So Theodore called the police. But his phone broke suddenly. Theodore realized that his brother had filled it with broken eggshells. He was sad. He took out a few golf balls and stuffed them in his mouth. But he couldnt forget taht a fellow neighbour had died. He buried the body beneath the Carpet of Ol' Justin's House. He wasnt happy. His dad confiscated his laptop. And the golf balls

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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