how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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A woman comes home and finds her husband with another woman. Their marriage collapses and the husband goes on to marry the other woman and his ex-wife commits suicide.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Neither have I

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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Why didn't he finish his

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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