How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have not seen chicken since I was very young, on my parents' farm. This is before the Cossacks slaughtered them. I can still hear screams of sister as soldiers ravaged her. But back to question, where did you see chicken? I am very, very hungry.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Penis

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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