A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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^that joke a piece of shit

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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You had 10 bricks on an airplane, you throw one. How many do you now have? 9. How do you get the elephant in the fridge? Open the fridge put the elephant in. How do you get the giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in. There was an animal meeting, all animals were invited. Which animal was missing? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge. An old woman wants to cross a river that was full of crocodiles. How does she cross without getting eaten? The crocodiles were at the animal meeting, so she got across safely. She dies anyways. What happened? She was hit by the brick.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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