- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

A man walks into a bar, he is an alcohol and it's tearing his family apart

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

Today I decided to burn alot of calories. So I found a fat kid and lit him on fire.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Yo mama is so stupid, she believes in god. God isn't real.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Homo say what?

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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