What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

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There's a car about to hit me.

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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