Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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The Qur'an

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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A man walks into a party, walks over to the snack stand, and is surprised to find that there is no punch line.

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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