hi bye

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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I have a crush on my dad.

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A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

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What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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