Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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