How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped

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what's black and can't swim?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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Rick Perry.

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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