Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? ..It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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What's black, white and red all over and can't turn around in a corridor? A nun with a spear through her

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What can fly? Lots of things

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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