3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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the story of the two kings, bourne and brendan They were numbercrunching hardcore one night in the hills of arathi basin when the mailbrethren gave them a message from the almighty rogue of orgimar. This rogue challenged the two kings, codenames as follows: bourne (hunt cair) and brendan (worgensRsick). obviously bourne was a ret pally and brendan was a holy priest, representing the alliance faction because they dont belive in the corrupt (actual quote from J3b, "the kitty slayer tauren"). The duel would take place in the arena of hyjal, a place where heat blows from below, and sucks hard. Hyjal was once a place where the almighty druids had meetings of total epicness and made love in the flowers. Of course, taurens were very attracted to the mentally ill cows, and created j3b's character, foulmeat. When the two kings arrived, the rogue was actually in stealth, a goblin subtley rogue of vast strength and agil. His resil rating was at an astonishing 89k rating. He made n00bs spooge over their keyboards. The epic duel began when the rogue sapped both kings and ambushed bourne. Bourne legacy was hurt badly and had 15% health. Brendan's step brother came in and surprised attacked the rogue and took him to half health. his name was dalyquestsbedone. But all of a sudden, the world of azeroth was sucked in by the depths of the maelastrom of deathwing, and everyone died. All the players relogged and did it all over again. ˜´??

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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A dead guy laying on the floor holding a gun and a knife. What killed him? cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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