- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

Fine, ladies first.

Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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