Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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hi

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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The joke below me is retarded

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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Anti Joke

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