What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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Ass

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1+1 =? Too

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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Why did? Yes

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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