A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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Pickles

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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