why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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( o Y o )

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

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Gadaffi

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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Knock. Knock. Who's There? Its Jim, is Craig home? No he moved out sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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