Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Passing by

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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Q: How do get a person to leave you alone ? A: Suck out his eye-balls stuff them in your ears to muffle the sound of his screaming as you head-butt him into a fine paste. Then proceed to spread or squeeze sed paste on to delicious food substance and eat sed delicious food substance. Then carry on with the rest of your day like nothing happened. (P.S. Just ignore any letters about court cases or arrests)

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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Anti Joke

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