- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Women's Rights

A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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