What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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kk

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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Iggy Azalea

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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What hurts like hell? HELL

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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