What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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Animal

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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a dyslexic man can't spell a word, don't judge him

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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What was the pirate movie rated? It was rated R for its graphic depiction of the continuing violence in Somalia.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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