roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

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What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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