What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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What would Muhammed do?

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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