Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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I don't get it

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

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a woman votes!

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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A man walks into a bar and see's a 12 inch pianoist. He walks to the bar tendar and asks "Where'd you get it" The bar tendar says we have a genie in the back. So the man walks back the and wishes for 12 million BUCKS , The genie gives him 12 million DUCKS, The man walks back out and said " I asked for 12 million BUCKS not 12 million DUCKS and the bar tendar says do you really think i asked for a 12 inch pianoist?

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¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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