What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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whats a joke

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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