whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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Knock Knock Yes?

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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i'm not gay

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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