Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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A man and a prostitute walk into a bar. they have a few drinks then proceed to a hotel room where the man has sexual intercourse with the woman in exchange for money. The man then leaves while the woman stays in the hotel room and cries cause she hadn't achieved any of her dreams or life ambitions.

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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Caroline Kelly.

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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why did my girlfriend get pregnet? i didn's use a condom, and my semen entered her long muscular tube, also known as a vagina.

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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