Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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A seal walks into a club.

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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Penis jokes.

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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knock knock you may come in

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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