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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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Jesus Christ

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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123 f*ck off

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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A man walks into a bar, and says ouch.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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About numbers, it was 180 mg of valium... And I am going to live becausepeople got there in time, my heart never stopped because luck, the doc was only making a joke about me "having ingested enough valium to die at least twice". Sanders, I just got your girlfriend to agree to a threesome, if my banana ever wakes up again, AND WHEN... Thou areth forgiven, btw I sent him a picture of Line`s unshaved vagina, and a note stating: U recognize this? Find out more on horsehead network! Meh His name is Anders something Chattington, yeah for all that know him, guess whose finger is on her unshaven... Yeah, maybe you should not have messed with a guy that can have ANYONE. Ps: Then its your mother, then your sister which is 17 (and pretty 16 is legal here so fuck you Chatty!) and then I SHALL STRIKE THY WITH THE VENGEANCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS! Because you are forgiven, which I cant even remember what means, I mean I know I am typing my experiences here, but thats only because I remember by muscle memory where the buttons are, said the doctor... I can still play Snes emulators... Not, because my numb fingers cant click anything and Line is gone. I TOUCHED HER ALREADY YA KNO! YOU SAW THE PIC, My skin is tan, and... well you know she is here... The best part? She is totally okay with you knowing, sayonara pal, id watch the "fluor" in your mothers pussy the next time you eat it!

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

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