what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCM8MQg1bn9y38H8Irhuxx-g

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Two english guys meet at work

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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Penis

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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