Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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8=> >->-o

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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THe Election

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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